A real ass dude that would fuck the shit outta u one second and ride or die for you the next. A real catch if you come across this guy don't let em slip away.
"Who is that nigga?" "That's Ethan"
by Realbigger February 23, 2021

by scrubisme April 12, 2022

The best 2k guard he is way better than Elijah Gaddis. And is sexy enough to fill a 50- foot pool full of hot babes
by Ksodojsbwvaoxoyqbvdjsk February 1, 2021

by definitelydidntmakethis4myself August 30, 2023

The hottest fucking guys are named Ethan Califf and bonus points if they are a pitcher. Ethan Califf is one of the best looking guys to ever exist.
by Slut for Timothee Chalamet May 18, 2022

biG dAdDy sWamP a$$ d1s niBBa is a FRIGGIN cUti3 he eats peoples asses and sucks people off really good give him a call if yall boys ever need a blow or a hand job
by Liltracksuit June 2, 2018

by Big nob Johnny January 23, 2020
