monster moose

a vagina that has a grip so powerful that it is life changing. monster moose have the ability to make even the most cold-hearted catch feelings. a monster moose can make anyone nut in about 3 seconds.

“man, i was fucking becky last night and that girl had a monster moose so powerful i nutted 500,000 times”

by 666harrystyles420 September 7, 2022

sugar monster

A girl who is wild and sexy. Usually up for anything and gives excellent head. She swallows the sugar like a champ.

Baby girl last night was a sugar monster in the bed.

by Daddy's bad girl May 18, 2017

Monster

You are a monster by default but you make yourself worse by trying to imitate the creature.

Hym "You're a monster but you will never be the creature."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022

Mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

« may we all be mud monsters. »

by TheMudMonsterEnthusiastic September 18, 2021

Wiggle Monster

A child or person that won't stop moving, shaking or squirming.

This kid won't sit still, she's a little Wiggle Monster.

by Getaboard August 18, 2023

MONSTER TRUCK

WHERE YOU FUCKING A FUCKING MONSTEROUSLY HUGE FUCKING TRUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

ME: I WANT TO FUCK A MONSTER TRUCK

FRIEND: ACTUALLY THAT'S MY KITTEN -

by HAHA THIS WEBSITE IS FUCK NUTS December 12, 2021

Watertown Butt Raping Monster

The Watertown Butt Raping Monster is a mythical creature that resides in the wilderness of Watertown, Wisconsin. If you ever see it, there is no use running. You will die a horrible, painful, death.

“Hey, did you hear about Jim?”
“Yeah I did, the Watertown Butt Raping Monster got him, poor guy.”

by _#%^*> May 31, 2024