gossip train

What gets run on you when you get drunk at a company outing, mess up at work, or even have something beneficial happen to you. Gossip used to be spread slowly at the water cooler, but emails to half a company is the main mechanism by which this gossip is spread. The occurrence of an event can be spread to everyone you don't want it to to within 5 minutes of the start of the work day with a single email.

By 8 a.m., all of the secretaries at work were running the gossip train on Jim when he got drunk at a company outing on Friday night and felt up the boss's wife and made out with the back of her neck after he puked in their washing machine.

by TheGreatAus September 17, 2012

Train shanks

Ass cheeks that go on for days.

That girl's train shanks can't be stopped, they like a train in motion.

by Me. Gibbles April 19, 2018

Train wreck

Any DC continuity or connected universe.

DCEU is such a train wreck!

by gustomia June 19, 2022

steam training

Talking to a girl that's already being chirpsed

Did you see that stinky steve he just fucking steamrolled me on a sure thing. He's always steam training me.

by Steuagsobssusg April 20, 2017

European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

The A-Train

The sassy train.

"Get off the A-Train" means to stoop being so sassy.

When the sass is unreal, you must get of the A-Train

by swervegang784 April 21, 2013

Windy Poo Train

When you fart in the back of a fan and the foul scent travels

“Jeff let a windy poo train go and now the whole room stinks”

by MonkeRob September 7, 2020