crevice riding

When you slide your finger slowly down a persons ass crack.

Ava was crevice riding Sam last night a got a little shit under her finger nail.

by justinher May 30, 2016

Meat riding

Kivuva

Kivuva can’t keep preetham sick out of his mouth. He loves meat riding.

by Haggaisjrb September 16, 2023

Boot Riding

When a woman dry jumps a pair of boots (cowboy boots, combat boots, etc.)

“She went boot riding after I got off work.”

by aurelia_calista September 8, 2025

Donkey Riding

When a male donkey and a female donkey get into a very hot fight, when this happens do not interfere with it

Oh shit the donkeys are donkey riding each other!

by By APPLE INC December 25, 2021

Ride

To copulate with.

In this world, it's ride or be ridden.

by MalumLibrum958 April 17, 2023

Dick ride day

Dick ride day is on August 4th

Jake:Stop dick riding bro.

Aiden: it's August 4th dick ride day look it up

by Dshsus August 3, 2021

Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023