Nova Time

When you're perpetually late for work and give zero fucks.

Hey we start at 6.

Shiiiiiit I’ll be there at 8 but I need to leave at noon.
It’s 7:00 where’s Jon?

He’s on nova time.

by Oak creek cowboy August 31, 2021

Worldwide Time

When the time is unexplainable the same all over the globe.

It is 3 am in both China and Indiana, United States due to worldwide time.

by kelsoweiser October 21, 2012

Store time

Leaving the time on your watch unset and incorrect after purchase for the duration of ownership.

Me: what time time is it?
Guy: (pulls out iPhone) ...
Me:why didn't you just look at your watch?
Guy: it's on store time.

by Htown November 14, 2012

Chill Time

A chill get together at a house in the woods on a hill, usually in the summer. Not quite a grogery. Activities include Rolling Rock, beer pong, music, having all who drank throw up, Rolling Rock, Satanism, Rolling Rock, homemade pizza, Rolling Rock and a little bit of Blue Moon. It is often followed by a cold, quiet morning of being in the house without the owner present, defecating, and getting woken up for no reason.

Chill Friend 1: Hey you gonna drink some Rolling Rock and have a chill time tonight?

Chill Friend 2: Abyssus byssum invocat, amen.

Chill Friend 3: I'm leaving.

by horse3000 December 18, 2012

Bread Time

Time for bed.

Bro 1: Hey bro it's passed your bread time.

Bro 2: Don't tell me how to beat my wife!

by Veliin August 7, 2012

Time Bombed

The act of searching someone's Facebook photos for a really old picture from years ago. Specifically for a funny or embarrassing picture and then liking it so that it magically appears back on the news feed for all of that person's friends to see. Invented by Mike Keegan and Charlie Blakeman.

John: "Man I thought that picture of me with the hooker from 5 years ago was long lost until those idiots Mike and Charlie TIME BOMBED me and now its all over Facebook again!"

by chuckb223 July 16, 2013

Cottage Time

Cottage Time- The time of day at work ranging from 9am-945am that cottage cheese, any brand, is to be eaten on one's lunch break. Normally the procedure requires getting a spoon and filling a small plastic cup to the top with cottage. The person then eats the cup of cottage.

clock strikes 9:15am
Cathy- "Oh! it's cottage time! yum yum!"

by schedulingsquad August 27, 2013