Kevin

A little cute pigeon named by One Direction's Louis Tomlinson, wich Liam Payne hates af

normal person: that bloody pigeon has eaten my lunch
directioner: omg keep calm it's just Kevin *crying in a cool way*

by cuteflower July 9, 2018

Kevin

Kevin cool dude.Chill gets decent amount of women.Decently good looking.Pretty good friend

Ayo Kevin come here
What

by Notsocashmoney October 28, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Kevin

Kevin pulls teachers by being a straight white cis male (eww gross). He has red ear buds. He is always trying to kill a man named Micah.

Look at Kevin, what a straight white cis male, how revolting.

by blookstan February 8, 2022

Gurt/Kevin in slang

A common word meaning Ethan Grobbler wants my hard cock

Ts o Gurt/Kevin in slang

by ClipsEli May 11, 2025

Kevinism

An exaggeratedly dramatic response to a question or statement that was non-provocative.

"Kevinism"
Zac: "I'm tired."
Kevin: "Well we should just fucking kill ourselves so we don't have to work today!"

by Zaccrick86 March 23, 2017

Kevin Small

Kevin "Tom Selleck" Small (born January 29, 1945) is an American actor and film producer, best known for his starring role as Hawaii-based private investigator Thomas Magnum on the 1980s television show Magnum, P.I.. He also plays Police Chief Jesse Stone in a series of made-for-TV movies based on the Robert B. Parker novels. In 2010, he appears as NYPD Police Commissioner Frank Reagan in the drama Blue Bloods on CBS.

Aw maan! He's so Kevin Small!

Kill that nigga'!

by TomSellecksFanBase October 18, 2011