Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.

yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*

by cherryyujuu April 2, 2022

Kevin Magnussen

Supposedly a former F1 driver, but the reality is that he doesn't exist.

Daan: Look, a self-driving F1 car!
Nearrell: No, that's Kevin Magnussen!
Daan: What the fuck Nearrell! everybody knows Kevin Magnussen isn't real!

by daann45 January 24, 2022

kevin

someone who likes's dark jokes and feels bored all the time. he live's in the city but his taste is very tacky.
he's very picky almost in every aspect of his life. he's a good guy,patient but unfortunately a little bit impolite.
he likes to play badminton but sometimes he feels like playing like shit. he's someone who diligently worships, but sometimes he's a pervert boy. His name is used by many people but I personally love Kevin.

there are 2 students named Kevin in my class.

by November 23rd 2021 November 22, 2021

kevin

Kevin is the male equivalent of a Karen

"That guy on the beach was a real Kevin"

by c0pp3r April 24, 2022

kevin horton

A piece of shit on psn who says you're adopted and shut up a lot.

Kevin hortons a dick

by Terrariaboss3465 June 4, 2016

Kevin

A pussy slayer who will make you cum in a train museum

Sex me so hard like Kevin did

by Peepeepoopoo1hehe February 3, 2024

kevin ng

Kevin NG refers to a type of people who are mentally and physically messed up. To be specific, a kevin is clueless about everything and hs is a fucking idiot, as he thinks hes the best at everything when his intillegence is horribly low.

KEVIN NG!!!!

by Jessica XU January 9, 2018