the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.
"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."
"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"
*dies*
"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"
*dies*
by jacksonbarr May 11, 2016

guy: yo jacob hit the ball
jacob: *hits the ball and goes nowhere*
guy: bro ur cheeks that was a jacob hit dawg
jacob: *hits the ball and goes nowhere*
guy: bro ur cheeks that was a jacob hit dawg
by Syren760 January 25, 2020

by Best Side Name October 16, 2019

A wettie who who will not allow anyone to make fun of him. Can give it but will not take it and will always end up crying back to mummy.
by Defo not me mate November 30, 2021

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.
by hfjklsfhlasjdfhklsdjfhakljfhas March 29, 2021

by NotCalebKeegan June 13, 2021
