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Jacob Eaton

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.
"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*
by jacksonbarr May 11, 2016
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jacob hit

the weakest/pussiest hit of all time in rocket league😎
guy: yo jacob hit the ball
jacob: *hits the ball and goes nowhere*
guy: bro ur cheeks that was a jacob hit dawg
by Syren760 January 25, 2020
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jacob

jacob likes midget porn and loves sexual tension between him and his animals.
by Best Side Name October 16, 2019
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Jacob

That guy is so jacob
by Durry Muncher November 25, 2017
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Jacob

A wettie who who will not allow anyone to make fun of him. Can give it but will not take it and will always end up crying back to mummy.
Jacob’s a bit of a wettie ngl.
by Defo not me mate November 30, 2021
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Jacob

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.
Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.
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Jacob Taylor

Hi im Jacob Taylor and Wow I love Caleb he is my best friend
by NotCalebKeegan June 13, 2021
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