Miami Pickle

The act of master-bating while inserting a pickle in your anus.

Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.

The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.

He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.

Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
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Don’t do the Miami Pickle in public.
by Bud Bug July 28, 2021
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Pickle Ricking It

Sticking a pickle up your butt then having sex with someone doing the same.
Dude me and Jess were pickle ricking it last night and it honestly was better.
by ZachBlazinGamin January 26, 2019
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Subtle Pickle

When you spoon your partner with a half chub.
Rhonda could feel Tim's Subtle Pickle against her back.
by TeePain July 01, 2017
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urban pickle

An urban pickle is an infected penis, or a man that has a STD such as Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes etc. A penis so infected pus may be coming out, or sores on it. Described this way, because of how a pickle is green with bumps on the outside.
Can be used to insult a man, because he will screw anything, so Urban Pickle implies he is Nasty, gross, disgusting, and diseased.
" Girl, the only thing I see in this club is a jar full of Urban Pickles..."
"You best be getting tested girl...you been tasting too many urban pickles"
"No, I won't give you my number, I don't do Urban Pickles"
by RMB68 February 05, 2016
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Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt

some fucker who has a pickle sized dick that is a total asshole or cunt and is a hard bottom bitch
Guy 1: That guy looks like a Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt Girl 1: You are so right, what a waste
by big weewee haver August 22, 2019
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Pickled Anus

The posterior sphincter of an animal that has been preserved in vinegar.
"Sacre bleu, did you just say Pickled Anus?
by CNU Tonight October 02, 2020
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