salty pickles

mcdonalds

whAT YOU GOT THE JOB AT SALTY PICKLES?? NOW U GIVEN ZENDAYA A SOMETHING

MIGHT USE DAT SALTY PICKLES HIRE TO TURN MY ENTREPRENEUR ENTERPRISE ECOMMERCE TO A SIDE HUSTLE THIS MAY OR FALL.

by kyreethemap May 24, 2023

Pickled cookie

The act of retardness
This can also be used as a slur against someone

example 1:

James: does something stupid
Alex : you fucking pickled cookie

Example 2:

Alex : gets 20% on maths test
“Oh ,pickled cookie”

by Vroshagger66115 November 10, 2019

Pickle Raffle

Place where people of the gay nature tend to congregate and exchange various sexual favors for compensation.

Having struck out at the bar John went to the pickle raffle up the road for a quickie.

by FredSanford819 March 30, 2015

Punjabi Pickle Twist

The Southall special. Usually starts after the mandem have finished their lamb chops and Hennessy, and someone (Dhunna, obviously) gets too gassed. The “pickle twist” is when he rams two greasy fingers straight up Choda’s bunda, gives it a proper wrist crank like he’s opening a stubborn achar jar, and then licks it after, swearing it tastes “spicy but sweet.” Choda’s screaming in Punjabi, Harps is holding his ankles behind his head like a rotisserie chicken, and Manvir’s in the corner tugging it while blasting Panjabi MC. Ends with the sheets smelling like garlic naan.

Bruv, she hit me with the Punjabi Pickle Twist outta nowhere — one second I’m calm, next second I’m folded like a samosa in Manvir’s mum’s tupperware.

by HorseCoq August 25, 2025

Maureen Pickles

Maureen Pickles was the foremost childrens author of the 2000's, critically acclaimed for her Penelope Series. However, she lost her credibility, due to the feline novel "Penelope and The Pussy" after concerned parents burnt down her house in outrage.

"Oh, you heard about that perverted old writer woman?"
"That was Maureen Pickles, dear"

by tehiro September 23, 2009

Pickle capper

Somebody lying but also knows the truth in they are saying

Youre being a pickle capper, you know your toe touch was horrible

by Aryndapc September 18, 2019

Pickled

When your dick is constantly soaked from the sacred juices of angel pussy that you have basically been graced by the fountain of youth.

"Chuck Norris is over 80 years old, how does he still look so young?" "It's simple, man. He's been Pickled from banging Christie Brinkley"

by Skip Doogle October 22, 2022