PHT - Pubic Hair Theft

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing theft of hairs or fur from the pubic region of humans or animals. PHT (Pubic Hair Theft) is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.1 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with PHT - Pubic Hair Theft, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
by wuddawhist March 15, 2012
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long hair; dont care

its a saying to use when girls just wanna have fun and not worry about the drama.
used when a girl is so awesome and has long hair. there is nothing in life that can bring them down. when with her girls she can simply look at them and say "long hair dont care" and they know it will be a great night.
this saying has been mentioned in a few songs, no hands & lil wayne songs. simply stated: a saying a girl uses to establish a good time and party midset.
lauren: "he is such a tool. we will get you another guy"
stacey:"itll be a great night without him!!"
jill: "got that long hair; dont care"

julia: "its gonna be a great night!"
kendall: "long hair; dont care!!"
by sassysallystarrr January 30, 2011
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Crown Hair (butt hole)

Crown Hair aka the hair that circles around ones butt hole. it is called crown hair because it can look like a crown on someones head. To get rid of a Crown one can shave it or get it waxed. Everyone has a Crown unless they get rid of it. Crown Hair is also known as ass pubes or just as a Crown.
"Go get your crown hair (butt hole) waxed." "That girl is showing her crown hair (butt hole)." "They have long crown hair (butt hole)."
by WildThang11 November 01, 2011
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long hair don't care

Commonly used in tweets by girls as a way to draw attention to their precious locks that they obsessively grow.
"omg, just woke up late for class and I look a mess. Oh well, long hair don't care! #longhairprobs (insert selfie here)"
by keb May 24, 2013
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Snow White with the Red Hair

Snow White with the Red Hair is a two season anime that I highly recommend. It follows the life of the main character, Shirayuki, with all sorts of her problems that show up from her unique and rare red hair.

Genre(s): Romance, Drama, Fantasy, Shoujo.

Episodes: 24 (+ 1 OVA or extra episode)
I loved Snow White with the Red Hair, Bob, you should watch it too!
by plokimjunhybgtvfrcdefswzaq December 09, 2017
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Black hair is better than red hair
Black hair is better than red hair
by Real Alberto June 06, 2022
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Ralph the Night Hair Dresser

A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.
"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"
by hollisterhottie101 March 25, 2010
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