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Gingers are cold hearted, pale skinned, emotionless red heads. They have so many freckles that it is impossible to do 'dot to dot' on their faces. It is not wise to approach a Ginger as they may steal your soul, for every freckle a Ginger possesses, the Ginger has stolen so many souls. By looking into your eyes, the Ginger can choose to steal your soul by activating your 'Ginger genes'. Asians do not have the Ginger gene meaning Asians and Gingers are sworn enemies. The best way to destroy a Ginger is by sunlight. This method works especially well on pure needs rather then daywalkers as Ginger's are the descendants of the first vampires.
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has gingervitis

Mom: what do you mean?
Doctor: it turns out your son was dormant the whole time and during puberty his Ginger genes were activated
Mom: what should I do?
Doctor: it's best to stay away from him because he may decide to infect you. I highly recomend you make make his death look like an accident and adopt an Asian because Asians can never be Gingers
Gingers by Dr.Cham June 22, 2014
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"I bought a 80 gigger PS3"

I bought a PS3 with an 80 gigabytes hard drive
gigger by SnoopDop January 15, 2009

Doppel-Gangers 

An indiginous worm located in South Africa. They hang from trees and when approached they make strange wooping noises and jump at your face. Then they suck the sweet sweet juices from your eyes and make a nest in your intestines. They can grow from 5 inches to 5 feet long. The doppel-ganger is endangered so please do not hunt them for sport.
Guy1- Did you hear that?
Guy2- Hey whats that in the tree over there?
Guy1- Thats a doppel-ganger.
DoppelGanger- WOOP WOOP!
Guy1andGuy2- AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Doppel-Gangers by Ben January 25, 2004

Doppel-Gangers 

A worm that wraps itself in a cocoon then wraps that in leaves or twigs or anything it can find then crawl around and hang from trees and jump at you.. they are really loud and annoying and are found in the Arroyo Roble Resort in Sedona Arizona... Please go there and help my friends and I kill them...
Holy shit that damn Doppel Ganger just fucking jump at me so I smashed it with a rock... little fucker...

Gingerhouse kid 

Gingerhouse kid, a combination of ginger kid and gingerbread houses. Usually with a 100% chance of being gay and or weak. An advance form of a ginger kid, sort of like a super mutation of the "gingervitus" disease. Common characteristics include gay, freckles, red hair, and fire crotch.
Man, he is such a gay gingerhouse kid.

Gingersnatch 

A carrot-top's vagina; a play on the word (and delicious cookie) 'gingersnap.'
Lindsay Lohan... is a gingersnatch.
Gingersnatch by P Rotten March 3, 2011