Five Guys Cigarettes

A fast food outlet where the manager is shopping pot out the back.

I'm not buying legally, I'm off down to Five Guys to get me some Five Guys cigarettes.

by CaliAngel May 18, 2018

FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES.

A fairly known meme from "The Orville", in which two Moclans start smoking cigarettes and order a machine to create 500 cigarettes, in which they slowly, overtime, get incredibly addicted to cigarettes.

Klyden: "The tingles! Do you feel them?"

Bortus: "I do."

Klyden: "We must have more!"

(Bortus presses a button)

Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."

by manwithsomelies July 28, 2025

five-star sickness

When you have the super flu and your entire body is ill from sickness, however, you keep soldiering on because you still have class even when you're sick.

Hey, dude, you must be a soldier, because you look like you have the five-star sickness.

by aint that the truth July 18, 2018

five-frase filibuster

Or "phive-phrase philibuster". Refers to a knock-knock joke, since its utilization needlessly adds lots of extra words to said utterance, especially in "everyday" or "ordinary" instances where a simple question or statement would have sufficed.

Employing a five-frase filibuster may indeed consume extra time and lung-power, but it also can often greatly relieve tension and cause a possibly-less-than-welcome statement/question to be received considerably more calmly and/or amicably than it might have been if you'd simply blurted it out "directly".

by QuacksO July 18, 2021

Filthy Five

The coolest girls you will ever meet. A bad bitch girl gang that includes five powerful chicks.

Person A : Did you see the filthy five at that party? They all looked bang.

Person B : Omg, yeah! I wish I was in the filthy five.

squad girl gang daddy booty

by Ttrich101 June 10, 2016

five good twos

five meaning a set of five good twos, in which case you have five twos that add up to ten

lil nig: Rate dat ho over there
me: I’ll give her a five, five good twos 🤣

by jeen yuhs March 11, 2022

Five-Minute-Job

Any task, at work or home, which takes somewhere between five hours and five days to complete.

"Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"

by Bronhill August 25, 2021