April 7th

The day the mfs who pull the MOST were born. People born on this specific date are scientifically proven to me exceptionally attractive, intelligent, popular, and basically every good trait. Wonder beings, as they’re scientifically named, are proven to be perfect in every way

Person: who is that sexy mf over there 😜🥵👀
Friend: thats *****, i heard they were born on April 7th
Person: Oh so THATS why everyone is asking for their autograph

by The account of birthdays November 24, 2021

April 8th

become close friends with ur crush day. not close friends as in friend-zone but like to a level were yall can casually talk.

Thea: Its April 8th today go become besties with ______
Shazam: Ehh ig so. But i'll make sure not to friend-zone him

by master_fu_my_bestie April 7, 2022

April 17

National slap someone if they aren't wearing pink day

"Its April 17 and your not wearing pink today! Guess I gotta slap you now."

by DonaldTrump2021 April 16, 2021

April 30th

National Thong/Ass pic day
send ur bf or homie an ass pic

Yo it’s April 30th
shit bro here’s a ass pic

by ballsinmyjaw April 29, 2022

April 4th

National do what your girlfriend wants day

Guy1: Hey it’s April 4th bro
Guy2: really? Fuck that means I have to be bossed around by my girl

by Guywithabitch April 3, 2022

April 26

National trade nudes to your ex day

Kyle: I just April 26’d my ex Jenny the other day
Jeff: Nice man!

by OctopusPotato March 31, 2020

April

A nice child who is about 13 years old. She plays basketball, practices the clarinet, Everything in between. If she is angered by a kid she will turn the game into dodgeball and directly hit the kid. She is just a kid trying to live life. Very chill

1 year ago, April was randomly on a walk to the park with her basketball. This random kid who passed by and hit her with a skateboard angered her so much that she hit him with the basketball and threw him to the other sidewalk.

by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022