April 2nd

On this day you need to have sex with someone of your choice whether they want to or not

Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!”

Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”

Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”

by Some dude bro March 30, 2023

april 20th

april 20th is national short people day. this is the day where short people qualify has tall, and their tall friends cannot make fun of them for a day.

“hey man, i’m has tall as you!”

“what do you mean?”

“it’s april 20th!”

by idkdontask April 20, 2021

April 16

legendary date for Bully Busters #1 and #3. on this day in 2021 a legendary event happened, so great it split the calendar in half.

an official holiday for tbb

Ella and Lucy: nobody shall ever speak of April 16, 2021, especially the events that occurred within 7-8pm.

by LUKY FISH April 10, 2022

April 7

Send your best friend/ friends a nude day!

April 7th is the best day for you to give a friend such lovely things

by Yeahdog26 April 7, 2024

April 16

When a dumb blonde with brown eyes and big forehead head was born

Person: its april 16th you know what that means!! Happy birthday dumb blonde lookin ass

Dumb blonde: fuck you.

by Coochie mans stepsister October 31, 2020

13 april

The International DM Your Tits to your favorite Twitter guy.

On this day, you are allowed to dm your tits to your favorite guy on Twitter. Enjoy it guys

Girl 1: Oh shit it’s 13 April. I don’t know what picture should i send.

Girl 2: send for what?

Girl: For the International DM Your Tits Day!!

by Better Call Chevi August 2, 2021

April 29th

The hottest person was born on this day.Thats all you gotta know

Todd:Bro do you know what day it today?
Marcus:Uh yeah it’s april 29th?so what?
Ashley:ITS APRIL 29TH???the hottest person to face this earth’s birthday!!!

by #1 ass eater April 2, 2023