Blue Ball Car

When you hear a nice sounding car and it turns out it is not a good looking car.

*loud car vrooming*
"Oooooh that sounded nice"
*sees piece of junk car*
"Oh, it was just a blue ball car"

by ThatGeckoBoi January 13, 2023

Car amnesia

A medical condition which causes the person to forget where they parked their car. 🚗

Poor Billy, he’s been walking the parking lot for three days, he must be suffering from car amnesia.

by UrbanLegender June 25, 2024

Car

Cat

I wish cars were real

by Alice1312 May 31, 2023

thanos car

Thanos car

Thanos car thanos car

by Thanos car September 5, 2018

Car Wash

Ooh ooh
You might not ever get rich
But let me tell ya it's better than diggin' a ditch
There ain't no tellin' who you might meet
A movie star or maybe even an Indian chief
At the car wash
Workin' at the car wash, girl
Come on and sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with the feelin' y'all
(Car wash, yeah)
Ooh
Come, some of the work gets kinda hard
This ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a star
Let me tell you it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
At the car wash
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Talkin' about the car wash, girl
Come on, ya'all and sing it for me
(Car wash)

Ooh ooh ooh
(Car wash, girl)
Well, those cars never seem to stop coming
(Work and work)
Keep those rags and machines humming
(Work and work)
My fingers to the bone
(Work)
Can't wait 'til it's time to go home
Fill up and you don't have to pay
Come on and give us a play
(Do the wash, right away)
Talkin' 'bout the car wash
Car wash, girl
Come on, y'all, let's sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with feelin', y'all
(Car wash, girl)
Whoa whoa whoa whoa

(Car wash)
Never seem to stop comin'
What'd I say
Keep those rags and machines hummin'
(Car wash)
Let me tell you, it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
At the car wash
Working at the car wash, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

by Death Menace September 10, 2023

car

I took the car to work.
I have a car.
A road is for a car.

I like to take my car to work.

by jerhbvfaehbfrqkujerf March 1, 2022

Jerry's car on the rocks

A cranberry Redbull mixed with Bacardi Limon

Bartender, I'll have a jerry's car on the rocks

by Jerry Rice Sativa aficionado April 9, 2021