he gets all the men because he's homosexual. be like chris. or don't. chris don't care. chris too busy eating snickers.
by Jas The Man July 20, 2020
Get the chrismug. Chicken chow mein up your bum x10 funnel 10x red bulls into your bum hole and poo on your wifes nipple. Then eat it. Lovely Jubbly.
by Jonny Ross November 21, 2021
Get the Chris Wadey Breakfastmug. all you need to know is
1.children love him and men fear him
2. every thursday at noon he teaches a walking on water seminar
1.children love him and men fear him
2. every thursday at noon he teaches a walking on water seminar
by ivan17 May 16, 2022
Get the Chrismug. He is someone who brings a light of happiness into ones life. Chris knows how to make you laugh and make you fall so deeply in love with those beautiful blue eyes. He is handsome, strong, smart, adventurous, creative, and hard working. He's the kind of guy you could love forever. Chris is amazing in every way, and any girl would be lucky to love him and all his amazing qualities. Guys like him don't come around often, so when you find him you better never let him go.
Chris is the perfect man.
by Bagelbite March 14, 2017
Get the Chrismug. an annoying kid who give me chorro . who thinks he’s the shit & doesn’t know how to wear air pods properly.
chris el pendejo
by da baddest 🤡👩🏻🦰💅🏼💪🏼 August 28, 2019
Get the Chrismug. You get you a Chris then my friend you are blessed. Chris is all about his coins & he gets the baddest of the baddest when it comes to females, a Chris will read you & play you like a book that’s his best asset other then he’s extremely sexy. You run into a Chris you better keep him around.
by ___naniiboo November 23, 2021
Get the Chrismug. When you beat women, or lacerate your girlfriends kidney, or when your mom gets a restraining order against you.
by Goaty mcgoat boy May 12, 2022
Get the Chris Beamanmug.