Sam

A man child who is 70% weed and 30% dumbass.

A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.

A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.

You're a fucking Sam.

by T H I C C O O F November 6, 2018

Sam-sellou

A man or woman in most cases a woman that is really doing a strange thing at all time and isn't 100% in his head

That girl there is a sam-sellou

by DontHitMumboOfBridge_TheEvilDJ November 9, 2018

Sam

Super cute. Everyone wants to like him. Has the most beautiful smile. You want to ask him out but too scared, he will reject you. When you see him the whole world stops and you smile. If you stare at his eyes, his eyes sparkle. You wish he liked you, but everyone thinks he likes someone cuter than you. He is very stupid, but very cute.

Girl ( Love Bird ): He is walking towards me, act cool everybody
Girl Friends: We are good with that, I don't think you are
Sam: Hey
Girl ( Love Bird ): Hey, He totally likes me.
Girls friend: Ya, totally ( With a sarcastic voice )

by fddjrbetdwjdnigrfdjniy November 9, 2018

Sam

The type of guy to get lots of pussy. plain and simple

Holy that guy gets so much sam.

by ItsaMr.Chow July 12, 2017

sam and ellie

The perfect couple , are never technically together but everyone knows they belong together

Wow Sam and Ellie are such an item

by Zakapillar April 18, 2018

Sam

I am sam and I can say I am sexy,, hot and smart also good at mastarbating

Girl: i want to bang sam
Me: i know u do

by Samuel savage August 29, 2017

Sam Solomon

And that little one? That's Sam Solomon.
He's totally rich because his dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Sam Solomon knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone.
That's why his hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

Sam Solomon could get it

by jakepauler420xd February 23, 2019