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Turd Whopper

My boss is a turd whopper
by anonymous April 19, 2025
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Turd Stan

A woman or man who is an obsessive fan of abuser Amber Heard, to the point of absolutely refusing to believe she can do anything bad or wrong. Even though she is a man & woman beater who was arrested for assaulting her ex gf.
This Turd Stan keeps defending
Amber Heard no matter how many times she admits to hitting Johnny Depp.
by JusticeForAbuseVictims June 27, 2023
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Green Turd

When Your Black friend is black and takes a shit or diarrhea depending on what they ate.
THEODORE IS THAT A GREEN TURD ON MY FUCKING COUCH!!!
by The Fucking Couch May 11, 2019
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Turd

The word turd can be used as a two things

It basically means poop lol
You sweaty turd!
Don’t be a turd

Or
I just took a turd
by Roseachild:/ April 25, 2020
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Turd

Acronym for Transgender Unambiguous Radical Dolls.
The Turd at the party told all the women that their monthly period is not a justified reason to be a woman and have woman rights.
by JaneDie2021 January 21, 2021
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Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018
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turd rampage

When out of toilet paper you will seek out a news paper to wipe your ass.
Had a wonderful and amazing lunch however I went on a turd rampage since the bathroom was all out of toilet paper.
by PandasPaw June 22, 2016
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