Kyle God

A Kyle who gives off total crackhead vibes and drinks 17 bottles of Monster energy drinks an hour.

Dang bro, hes such a Kyle God

by Yes Quintin it’s actually me January 19, 2020

God's Embrace

When you get high really late at night, turn your fan on, strip down to your underwear, crawl under a blanket and fall asleep watching Family guy.

Jake:Dude, I've felt God's Embrace 3 times this week
Lukas: Dude, I'm gonna do one tonight.

by p0ttbr0nies April 6, 2020

The old gods

Referencing to tribal divinities that were popular before the inquisition slavery and colonialism.
It's a new generalized term that has no culture in particular in mind but is used to describe mysterious personalities of the forces of nature.

Go into the woods, talk to the old gods, get yourself focused and come back...

by Melun Djinn April 13, 2020

God nabo

A 'god nabo' is a person, who lives next door to you, who you aren't afraid of asking for an egg for your Sunday pancakes. Bonus! If the 'god nabo' does provide the egg, he/she has earned him- or herself an invitation to eat said Sunday pancakes. Although, if you are a 'god nabo' yourself, your 'god nabo' might earn him- or herself some Sunday pancakes despite not providing the egg, but simply in the name of hygge!

We are all 'god nabo's on Industrikollegiet!

by miranda_ April 16, 2020

God Monster

A person who has exceeded multiple levels of power and can kill anything and everything by simply looking at them.

That guy is to good, be must be god monster!

by I40 Blitzkrieg February 10, 2020

Bean God

A bottom lesbian who has flicked her bean 4 times in a day due to boredom while under quarantine.

“I flicked the bean... 4 times... 4... fucking... times... today...”. This person now qualifies as a bean god.

by 7liveslost March 21, 2020

God-Karen

She is the god of all Karens. Even the high rank Karens fear her. Her hair will choke you to death, her kids are barley hanging on to life, sun glasses larger than a solar panel, essential oils are top notch useless, will downright fire you at the spot, drives the most expensive SUV van there is, has 5+ billion followers on Facebook, leader of the Flat Earth Society. If you see her, escape while you can.

Bro1: Why is that lady so shiny?
Bro2: Oh no, it can't be.
Bro2: What?
Bro1: ITS THE GOD-KAREN! RUN!
God-Karen: No.
*Bro1 and Bro2 dies*

by UisforUgly August 19, 2020