1. A list of commandments brought down from the mountain by comedian Adam Carolla governing correct procedure in the preparation and presentation of all known edibles. He didn't speak to God. No, he had a bad omelette at a Big Bear Lake Ski Resort once. Cheese just draped over the cooked omelette, not even cheddar like he ordered, but Swiss. What is he an animal? He was certainly animalistic in his rage, with nearby large-breasted patrons trying to assure him that cheddar is sometimes white like Swiss cheese. Alas, he was not calmed. But rather than complete his transformation into a feral beast, one last "Hail Mary" neuron fired in his brain that reminded him of what it was to be human. Laws. A code to prevent civilization from collapsing. His revelation to apply rules, standards, and norms to food preparation/presentation changed the fabric of our society from that day forward. Never again would anyone have to endure such inhumane conditions in their culinary experience. Hero.
2. Actor Jude Law's fat, balding, less successful dimwit of a brother. (Coined by Adam Carolla on September 25, 2018 on "The Adam Carolla Show")
2. Actor Jude Law's fat, balding, less successful dimwit of a brother. (Coined by Adam Carolla on September 25, 2018 on "The Adam Carolla Show")
STEWARDESS:
Welcome back to first class of High-Falutin Air, Mr. Carolla. When we get up in the air in about 45 minutes, I'll gladly serve you alcohol for the 3 minutes before we begin our descent. We’ll also be serving meals in that window. Since you're in seat 1A, there's a good chance you'll get some.
ADAM CAROLLA:
Oh yeah? What've you got? Don't tell me it's that pomegranate, thyme and goat-cheese pizza. I've blown hobos that sleep on my studio stoop that taste better.
S:
Oh no, Mr. Carolla, we stopped serving that when our surveys indicated customers found it to taste like...well...like you said, "the ejaculate of an AIDS-ridden Homeless man." Now we're serving lentil chili and...
A.C.:
Don't bother. I'll drink my lunch. Until Food Law is enforced in American airspace.
S:
Food Law? Wasn't he in "The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus"?
A.C.:
No, that's his younger, more attractive brother. Food Law was in "The Untalented Mr. Shitley" and "I Fart Fuckabees."
S:
Oh, I see. Anyway, want me to give you your usual road head in the John when we get in the air? After I give you your drink, of course. I know you're a raging alcoholic.
JERRY SEINFELD(row behind)
Why do they call it road head, we're gonna be 35,000 feet in the air?
A.C.:
Pipe down Jerry...unless you wanna buy my Porsche 935. I'm really taking a bath on that one. Turns out no one remembers who the hell Paul Newman is.
S:
Oh you took a bath? Maybe my mouth won't taste like a bum's buttermilk for 3 days.
Welcome back to first class of High-Falutin Air, Mr. Carolla. When we get up in the air in about 45 minutes, I'll gladly serve you alcohol for the 3 minutes before we begin our descent. We’ll also be serving meals in that window. Since you're in seat 1A, there's a good chance you'll get some.
ADAM CAROLLA:
Oh yeah? What've you got? Don't tell me it's that pomegranate, thyme and goat-cheese pizza. I've blown hobos that sleep on my studio stoop that taste better.
S:
Oh no, Mr. Carolla, we stopped serving that when our surveys indicated customers found it to taste like...well...like you said, "the ejaculate of an AIDS-ridden Homeless man." Now we're serving lentil chili and...
A.C.:
Don't bother. I'll drink my lunch. Until Food Law is enforced in American airspace.
S:
Food Law? Wasn't he in "The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus"?
A.C.:
No, that's his younger, more attractive brother. Food Law was in "The Untalented Mr. Shitley" and "I Fart Fuckabees."
S:
Oh, I see. Anyway, want me to give you your usual road head in the John when we get in the air? After I give you your drink, of course. I know you're a raging alcoholic.
JERRY SEINFELD(row behind)
Why do they call it road head, we're gonna be 35,000 feet in the air?
A.C.:
Pipe down Jerry...unless you wanna buy my Porsche 935. I'm really taking a bath on that one. Turns out no one remembers who the hell Paul Newman is.
S:
Oh you took a bath? Maybe my mouth won't taste like a bum's buttermilk for 3 days.
by griffin_t_a September 25, 2018
Get the Food Lawmug. The Food is so good it can KILL you
Originated by Vinchinzo Valentino Jones the Famous Angel Twin who's Twin is Versace Jamarkus Jones. Was made around 2015 and became popular around 2015 and is used worldwide 🌎🌍. TWIN NEM MADE THE FOOD BUSSIN.
How did twin come up with such a miraculous feat. Blood Gang are known for saying Bussin but when they say it, it is associated with guns shooting, so Vinchinzo A.K.A known as Vinni (He hates being called that F.Y.I. Because it means "Magical Friend") decided to steal the word and say "The FOOD BUSSIN". Mainly because it's more positive than saying "the food good as fuck, shit, hell ect...."
Gizang in, Gizang Out !!!!!!
💯🕊️✌🏾Love God Always Forever and ever Amen✌🏾🕊️💯
Originated by Vinchinzo Valentino Jones the Famous Angel Twin who's Twin is Versace Jamarkus Jones. Was made around 2015 and became popular around 2015 and is used worldwide 🌎🌍. TWIN NEM MADE THE FOOD BUSSIN.
How did twin come up with such a miraculous feat. Blood Gang are known for saying Bussin but when they say it, it is associated with guns shooting, so Vinchinzo A.K.A known as Vinni (He hates being called that F.Y.I. Because it means "Magical Friend") decided to steal the word and say "The FOOD BUSSIN". Mainly because it's more positive than saying "the food good as fuck, shit, hell ect...."
Gizang in, Gizang Out !!!!!!
💯🕊️✌🏾Love God Always Forever and ever Amen✌🏾🕊️💯
by VLock February 23, 2025
Get the The Food Bussinmug. Typical quote from a hungry student.
Often used before, during, and after lectures at universities.
Refers to common situations when poor and malnourished students scavenge for food among other, luckier in life fiends.
Sne being a diminutive form from Snezana, name lately gaining much popularity in Dublin. One can find great examples of Sniezanas at DCU (Dublin City University), where they tend to share food, especially during spanish language classes!
Often used before, during, and after lectures at universities.
Refers to common situations when poor and malnourished students scavenge for food among other, luckier in life fiends.
Sne being a diminutive form from Snezana, name lately gaining much popularity in Dublin. One can find great examples of Sniezanas at DCU (Dublin City University), where they tend to share food, especially during spanish language classes!
by qiuA1@nn;Loo August 31, 2012
Get the sne , u give me food ?mug. by Douche-canoe1000 September 27, 2020
Get the snoot foodmug. Lisramic food is food that is traditionally originates in Lisramic cultures such as Sahelians or Horn Africans.
by Bobbystrurrew September 20, 2023
Get the Lisramic foodmug. 
by Shedtown October 26, 2018
Get the tropical food dollarsmug.