Faggot water theory

We all know and drink water, but I have a theory, we are all faggots, drinking water is gay, for the past years I have been closely studying women very closely, over 18 of course, noting down their fun-having patterns, women are sexually attracted to men, and when out with other women trying to entertain themselves, instead of going at the pub and getting completely hammered with alcoholic beverages like beer, whiskey, vodka, kinder eggs or cat piss, they tend to drink water, plain water. This I believe is fascinating, Is it in the female's nature to be so attracted to healthy diets and water or is it just gay?. Its gay, its so gay in fact I studied water closely, its atomic arrangement has been widely misunderstood, its not H2O, its AidsTwoOwe, just misread by the public. This has been a plan by god to make us all gay, when drinking water I report having the tendency to suck other peoples dicks more than before, thus making me gay, but we are all gay aren't we?. I bet you are reading this in rage, punching a wall while you scream "God damn you I will not edge to the penile sucking you want me to do", but do not be worried, engage in the suck of the penile area, commonly found on enfagonated people like jefree star, ur mom or and males. It is gods I believe to bring in peace to the world, so go ahead and be gay if you feel like it.

Woman: Hey woman, lets go out with 5 other girlfriends yell loud and drink water
Woman of other decent: Yes I love being naturally attracted to males without it being gay amr?
Me: Seems like the Faggot water theory is on the run baby!

by ShitsJustAJoke January 21, 2021

Dirty water bottle

When you ejaculate in a water bottle and shake it up so it’s not visible. Then give it to a friend to drink.

LOL I just gave Callum a dirty water bottle

by BigShaggerRom October 14, 2021

african water run

When a individual who is high as shit goes on a journey to obtain water for there cotton tongue

Chris Rowe went on a African water run to sooth his dry mouth

by Papa goo goo October 22, 2018

Nigga nipple water

Water from an African American man’s breasts, usually mixed with cocaine.

That nigga nipple water went hard, yo!
Daniel told me he had 68 liters of nigga nipple water in his fridge.
Nigga nipple water is fiyah, yo!

by Dooderpant February 20, 2023

alabama water snake

A penis dipped in chocolate milk

That guy fucked me with a Alabama water snake

by farty turds March 1, 2019

Teruterus Bath Water

An amazing content creator who has a crush on the fictional character called Teruteru Hanamura

Oooh, have you seen the amazing edits that Teruterus Bath Water has made?

by Tenko Bae August 5, 2021

water gun fight

involves 3+ men

when you and your male acquaintances skeet on eachother for competitive pleasure

guy 1: yo me, jeff, robby, and ashber all had a water gun fight yesterday!! you should have seen how long jeff lasted.
guy 2: no waaay invite me next time!!

by holy maccaroni April 18, 2017