clown

A clown is a person named lance, or lancey wancey can't dancey

Person one: that looks like lancey wancey can't dancey.
person two: You can just say that looks like a clown haha.

by IAmWolfie123 October 30, 2021

Ass Clown

USNA FD Training Chief

Guy 1: Wow John is such an ass clown

Guy 2: really i always thought of him more as a ball bag

by Fireman27 December 30, 2009

Vape Clown

A horror inspired clown with a pointy chin and poofy hair, or other common/low tier styles.

Cringey, terrible at their job and vapes like it’s cool. Often uses phrases like “wanna play?”, has a joker inspired something, and isn’t self aware.

Did you hear that guy practicing his evil laugh? What a vape clown

by Headsmellspuppys September 10, 2022

Clown tactics

Trying to force somebody or a group to respect you through threats of stricter measures, more laws/rules, statistics, and other shit like that.

The clown was looking for clown tactics to use his/her bank account to force eople to respect him/her via doubling down on rules and laws.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Crazy Clown

This is when you are having sex with a woman on her period. You pull out and quickly put it in her mouth. As you can imagine, your penis would be bloody so putting in her mouth would result in her lips getting red all around, kinda like a clown's make-up. This results in a Crazy Clown.

Damn dude, last night Becky didn't tell me she was raggin', so I paid her back by making her a crazy clown.

by meecho January 25, 2013

Bitchy the Clown

Someone who flips a bitch because you talk to her boyfriend often. Believes that in a relationship it's better to have no "guy" friends or "girl" friends that might threaten the relationship. Has makeup that seriously makes her look like a clown and is the most ugly-ass bitch on the face of the planet. Can't take care of her business herself and has her little spy-followers, who are also ugly-ass bitches, take care of her business for her. Won't stand for anything so needs to sit down. Pop a squat, bitch. *insert sound of whip cracking*

Wow, she's Bitchy the Clown today, isn't she?

Good grief, how much of a Bitchy the Clown can someone get??

by winddoesntblowthatway June 5, 2012

Clowning

Where someone messes with you either in a realtionship or friendship. Making you look like a clown.

"Shit bro did you hear she was clowning on his feelings"

by Svirgo19 January 14, 2020