sam

a man who openly flirts with women over text due to the lack of confrontation the platform provides. sarcasm is unidentifiable over text, allowing overt flirting to occur.

ew don’t go out with that guy. he’s a real sam.
hes really pulling a sam on anna!

by david leach April 13, 2020

Sam

a true theatre kid

Sam is such a good actor and singer. He is such a true theatre kid.

by simplyjaz August 31, 2023

short sad sam

A very rich short African American boy who if he is smart enough can take your queen. A natural Casanova 100% not a lie. He likes to drink bleach. He is very short and sad. His therapy is going..........ok.

short sad sam touched me in my no no area!!!! CALL THE POLICE

by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023

sam schweinheim

Sam Schweinheim is the dopiest of the dopey. Some believe he is related to a walrus named craig. He enjoys using fidget spinners and shooting uo schools with nerf guns.

This kid is almost as dopey as Sam Schweinheim

by Moistinator7000fromOverYonder May 17, 2017

Sam Chug

Another term for stupid or having a lack of knowledge in a certain topic. Unlearned.

Tyrell: Nah, I can tell u don't understand what I'm talking about rn
John: Yeah I do. Barca and Bayern play in the Prem, right?
Tyrell: Ahh shut up you sam chug idiot

by KingObz December 4, 2023

Sam

The biggest douche bag on earth. He will play you and ruin your faith in men. Everyone has a crush on him but he isn’t even cute.

Girl 1: I kind of like Sam.

Girl 2: Ew, he’s such a player and he’s not even cute.

by bob is real March 2, 2020

Sam

People who are named Sam are hands down the kindest people ever. They’re so genuine and never judge you. They’re always there when you need them and give the best advice. If you know a Sam they’ll probably end up being a therapist because of how good they are at helping people with they’re problems. Although they may be shy or quiet at first once you get to know them THEYRE HILARIOUS. You’ll love em. You could talk to them for hours and it’ll feel like 10 minutes. They’re the type of person to just get you. They understand you and make you feel genuinely happy. Everyone needs a Sam in their lives. If you don’t got one, GET ONE!

Diana: “Who is that?”
Amayah: “THATS SAM”
Diana: “I wish I knew him”
Amayah: “you should go talk to him HE’S THE BEST!”

Sam: the kindest person you’ll ever meet

by Samueljrsbestfriend November 25, 2023