Log Ride

If you're eating out a pussy so good they squirt and shit on your face, you've been sent on a log ride.

He ate me out so good I sent that bitch on a log ride.

by Gorbo Carford August 25, 2023

bull double riding

When a male fucks a bull while riding it.

Denim: I heard that my cousins are busy bull double riding.
Sky: Seriously— (vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

Old Fashioned Car Ride

It means sex.

It’s a vague reference to the car scene in Titanic when Jack & Rose make love in the back seat of that old Renault (yes I researched what car it was for this to have word variety).

If you want to be less vague & WAY more direct to your desired person of saying this to, you can instead say “Titanic Car Ride”. If wanting something even more vague & secretive, “Vintage Car Ride”.

New phrase invented by me to be secretly dirty ;)

Lora: Wow how’s Jack

Rose: We actually got to go on an Old Fashioned car ride! Cool huh?

Lora: Yeah?

Rose: lol.

by Superjuliam August 22, 2022

spit ride

while riding a roller coaster, the wind is so strong that when you scream your spit flies out of your mouth and hits the rider in the seat behind you.

as I saw a guy come off the ride with glistening spit all over his shirt I knew he was on a spit ride

by ur mom 2266 May 24, 2016

ride em up

To ride rims of any kind like you a true pimp.

Thug #1: Ay cuzzo, check out these new rims!

Thug #2: Uh-oh, Uh-oh! I see you pimpin'! Gon ride em up!!

by gangstathug12 May 11, 2008

Sunshine ride

This when u and ur buddy leave ur friends behind because u only a small amount of enough weed to get 2 people high. And not the whole group

There goes Jerry and dom on a Sunshine Ride

by Goblegoo January 17, 2020

ride myself

Slang for marturbation. I myself am not quite sure how it works to "ride oneself" but apparently (according to the male population) it has connotations of a sexual nature

BJ: Who do you ride on the bus?
RER: I ride myself

BJ: haha then what ;)

by OperaSinger9PM August 7, 2016