The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.
by phantom hawk train February 22, 2019
Get the steel joy ridemug. when you “gayly support, glaze, and follow a nigga 24/7 like your his boyfriend when he can provide for his own self but you didn’t care because you like munching meat”
by dicedontcare October 1, 2025
Get the dick ridingmug. The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.
by odddlly September 5, 2025
Get the polish bike ridemug. When a girl named Taryn is driving and her cavalier perches itself on the center console of the car to enjoy the ride
by Threeonbre May 11, 2018
Get the Riding skunkmug. Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.
by MagicalUnicorn09 October 13, 2012
Get the unicorn moon ridemug. by Scorpionandfrof July 14, 2024
Get the Stinging your ridemug. The act of climbing on a male’s back with a know tied around their balls, and proceeding to insert your penis into their Butthole
by Eansolo April 28, 2024
Get the Bull Riding Butt Fuckmug.