Post

Someone who is being lame or boring. They are just present but not active in the situation.

"He's so post, especially in bed."

by PonyHoes February 18, 2017

post

after or later

Yo dawg ima see u post.

by Therealdawg February 27, 2017

post war italy design

salesman's term used when selling a house that needs a lot of work in a rapidly gentrifying neighborhood.

We'd like to buy in a neighborhood that has some post war Italy design houses are available.

by Beech Bum. June 19, 2016

Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.

John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.

by StinkyZ May 24, 2016

post feminist

A feminist who only engages by posting argumentative statements or complaints about gender issues affecting women, usually on Facebook.

With the unlimited power of Facebook likes, post feminists can change society with little more than a few clicks of her mouse.

by ContrafibularitionsSir May 17, 2016

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.

Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.

by Hoboken AK-47 April 27, 2016

post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

by posting for a friend September 23, 2016