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Basically a porn video where a capri sun is present in every frame of the video just watching the actors do the the act

I swear this Capri sun porn is getting out of hand

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You define it with your *imagination* (lots of short people involved)

Let’s do something like Izzy’s porn tape

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by Large Cheese 420 January 10, 2020

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When you do something really sad, lonely or desperate.

Ever since the break-up, Mike's been going to the porn convention.

by Herbert Pecker April 27, 2020

soup kitchen porn

Porn that stars actresses who clearly aren't having any of it. The ones that act like they like what's going on, but really are hating it. It's like your going to a soup kitchen and getting free porn as a handout. None of that classy high roller porn!

Jamie: "This girl is looking like she's fighting back from gagging...or just trying to make enough money for a sandwich"

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