To open up a can of whoop ass on someone, decapitate them, then cut them into eight pieces of white and dark meat: two breasts, two wings (arms), two thighs, and two legs. The beating continues by coating the person's pieces with seven secret herbs and spices and frying them to an extra, extra crispy texture. The beating concludes by kicking the sizzling, stinking pieces into a six-month old bucket of chicken that's crawling with ants and sharing video of the beating on social media.
by IGKYA53 October 5, 2021

Skinny friend: *Kicks fat friend*
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!
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A person that will hack your toaster. He will make you think he is harmful and flex on you with inspect elemented cash.
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