Ass and tits pics may 31st

The person who receives this has to no matter where or what they're doing has to send those pics.

Send an ass and tits pics may 31st

by Null Cruel May 31, 2024

May 1st

Your Girlfriend has to say “Yes” to you for the entire day

May 1st-

Boyfriend: “Will you marry me?”
Girlfriend: “Yes”

by Capital King May 01, 2024

May 1st

it's Max's birthday 😁

guy1: oh shit it's may 1st
guy2: yo what's that

guy1: it's Max's birthday

by qwerty002 May 02, 2022

May 1st

national make ur best friend lose their virginity day

person 1: hey i get to fuck you now
person 2: wait wtf why

person 1: its may 1st! i get to fuck you

by izothecatdidntask\ May 01, 2022

May 1st

May 1st is National Date a Friend day

A: “Hey you’re my friend right?”
B: “Yeah!”
A: “okay date me it’s May 1st”
B: “okay!”

by daystoday May 01, 2022

May 1st

National Cuddle your gf/bf day.

Person 1:Babe can we cuddle?
Person 2:Why now?
Person 1:It's May 1st
Person 2:So?
Person 1:It's National Cuddle your gf/bf day!
Person 2:Oh alright.

by UwU_Im_Horny May 01, 2022

May 1st

people born on this day are LEGENDARY... they party wtbs, slam shottys and bang hotties, don’t fall for anyone under a 10, and always passes the breathalyzer... they’re legends.

dude... he must my born on may 1st because he’s a legend.

by pssyslayer69 November 03, 2020