May 5th

Let me lick your asshole day.

Hey bro it’s May 5th, let me lick your asshole

by julianlake May 4, 2022

May 23rd

Shoot your shot day.

Guy 1: I really have a crush on her bro
Guy 2: Its may 23rd bro you have to shoot your shot.

by AlexLucaDigne May 22, 2022

Mai

A small subset breed of Mai that are brilliant bad bitchez

That Mai is a different Mai. This one wakes up early and drinks tequila

by Hypeboi12 July 2, 2021

jemima may

bit gay but overall very nice girls very pretty eyes

Jemima may oh the one with a. bit gay

by bbbbbbb..... February 5, 2018

3rd May

International share your homework answers day.

"Omg I didn't do the homework!"
"Dude,don't worry.It's the 3rd May"
"Thanks bro"

by Sw4ghett1 November 21, 2022

MAY 31

Scream Slay In Class Day

Teacher- Can someone remind me of the date please?
Class- May 31!
That one girl- SLAYYYYY

by yararrararara May 30, 2022

May 10

National make out with your gf/bf day

Girl-let’s make out
Guy-why?
Girl-it’s May 10
Guy-oh really ok then.

by poopoocaca12 May 9, 2023