the parched lady

A facial massage, you rub on the face, and it make the person thirsty.

Person 1 "hey brody, do you want the parched lady?"

Person 2 "Yeah I would love one!"

*rubs face*
Person 2 " I'm thirsty as fuck"

by TugMasterW December 1, 2013

Lady mondegreen

This term means mis heard lyric. Basically a woman in 1954 was listening to a scottish song where one of the actual lyrics were: they "laid him on the green"the woman however misheard it as lady mondegreen and the term came to represent any misheard lyric

In jimmy hendrixs "purple haze"people inevitably hear one of the lyrics as "'scuse me while I kiss this guy!"definite example of a Lady mondegreen for sure!

by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021

lady globes

the testicles on a trans woman

I had a nice date with Lola, but it was a little surprising when I got lady globes across the nose during the after party back at my place.

by CyborgimusPrime December 11, 2022

Edie the egg lady

Divines cognitively challenged grandmother in the movie Pink flamingos played by the late edith Massey

Edie the egg lady sits in her crib and says eggs eggs eggs. I love 💕 eggs!

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Lady whiskey

Any flavored whiskey I.e. Cinnamon, honey, or fruit flavored. Predominantly drank by women and occasionally by men who have drank so much real whiskey that their gullet, or gag reflex can no longer handle any real whiskey.

Lady whiskey will get you drunk if you have enough of it.

by Rccola1522 November 30, 2017

Lady simp

A desperate lady tryna hook up with whoever is giving her attention.

Damn look at Jennifer, she's going for the weird kid. What a lady simp.

by Smol.bbg March 13, 2020

Cachet Ladies

Cachet Ladies are Female Companions, who are prestigious and perfect to play with. A skilled and socially adept provider of sexual intimacy, erotic companionship, and sacred healing, particularly when highly compensated and respected, for example in a court or high society setting

A Cachet Ladies Courtesan

A passionate night Cachet Ladies Courtesan will sure make your dream come true.

by Cachet Courtesan September 5, 2018