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Jacob

Very mad man and is cool. But when he’s mad, don’t go around him.
The mad man Jacob is at the hospital.
by Nduck270 November 27, 2021
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Jacob

Wake up. Wake up. Your friends aren’t real. Your family misses you. Wake up.
Jacob…Wake up please. It’s me your mom. Please wake up!!!
by MoochieMan February 8, 2022
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When u first me Jacob he is sweet and funny but once you really get to know him you realise that he's quite immature, annoying and loud.
If you have a Jacob in your life forget about his existence.
Girl 1: Jacob is a dick
Girl 2: I told you
by Majeymoo December 7, 2019
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Jacob Whitney

Jacob whitney is a guy determined to pull every hot chick in the school. He is blonde, and not afraid to be seen. Aka a golden retriever. He lives life on th edge, literally. Jacob Whitneys are hot mother fuckers with a lot of personality, mess with them, they mess with you.
omg did you hear abt Jacob Whitney? Hes so hot.
by jakey breaky March 13, 2023
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Jacob

A rapist. Likes to rape woman then go to the marines
Jacob I said no, jacob saysI don’t care
by Rapeexposer73 December 20, 2021
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Jacob

The most amazing human being ever. Kind, super sweet, a gentleman, sexy, talented, and drop-dead gorgeous. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. He also has a huge cock at at least 9 inches. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane. He's kind to all he meets and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the universe. You will love him forever, and never forget him. He will be the best sex you ever have and that you will miss
Girl 1: Hey! Have you talked to Jacob lately?

Girl 2: well not talk, but my legs still hurts

Jacob: Hey, how are you?

Girl 1 and 2:jswarfkygulutdstukgu
by The first day May 3, 2019
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Jacob

The kind of guy that always talks about creating a bear army
Wow Jacob’s talking about taking over with a bear army .
by Hungrydog November 25, 2022
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