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right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
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syrian man rights

by jerrythementallyretarded November 15, 2020
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Israel has the right to defend itself

A generic phrase meant to silence any valid criticism or even simply perceived criticism of Israels methods with regards to Palestinians and Palestine as a whole. The question is… How can a “defending” nation be making territorial gains?
Concerned Human: “So many innocent Palestinian children have died from IDF bombardments…”

Israeli shill: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”
by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023
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shake right

get with someone; hangout with an opposite gender; hook up with someone
“Twin I’m about to shake right on this girl
“I’m tryna shake right witchu
by Nmoneynokizz August 24, 2022
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Right-Roid

A Right-Roid is an insult to a person that holds right-wing beliefs. It is made of two words Right wing and Steroids, combined to make the word Right-Roid. The meaning behind it is a Right wing person that is very angry at a situation involving politics.
Person 1:"Have you heard Trump got arrested"
Person 2: "THIS IS UNBELIVABLE MAGA FOR LIFE, STORM THE CAPITOAL AGAIN"
Person 1: "You're such a Right-Roid"
by Kall_Me November 6, 2023
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right...

when someone says right... they don't believe what you have to say
Greg: I didn't mean to send that dick pic
Daniel: Right...
by macstoes April 12, 2022
mugGet the right...mug.

Right Honourable Friend

"Right Honourable Friend" = Procrastinating Parliamentary Prick\wanker:
a persion who slows down parliament by bench-sitting/procrastinating and making non-commital
feedback into legislation despite being paid to do their job - by definition of the very respect that - that being why they are in power in the first place...

This isn't actually the definition - but with the increased use of it in videos... watching the world burn will never be more calculated and accurate than ruining this word forever...
will my "right honourable friend" tell us why mr speaker is shagging my MP's behind Mc'donalds at 4 in the morning...
by HauntingPast February 15, 2021
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