mississippi mud lube

When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.

The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.

by Kylepompom April 24, 2016

Mississippi mud slide

When a man shits on a woman's chest sitting backwards so the bowel levitates torward the woman's neck.

My lady loves a Mississippi mud slide

by Dandownhill February 9, 2025

mud slippers

the slimy layer of lube and feces left behind after anal footing.

i'll join you in the hot tub as soon as i wash off my mud slippers.

by saltycreamfest September 20, 2016

The Mud Room Feeling

Sometimes in life you get a feeling, a feeling you can’t describe. It makes you feel safe, and content, it brings you ease. You know that this is meant to be. You have found it. The stars have aligned, everything around you sudddenly makes sense. You have found the mud room feeling.

I walked in and knew it was the house, I just felt the mud room feeling

by mls7 September 3, 2019

Mud Luge

When you poop down the cleavage of a woman.

Hannah wants me to preform a mud luge on her.

by Shlumpeddd September 25, 2019

mud flute

One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.

Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.

by OpenHandSlap November 17, 2017

Texas Mud Bridge

The act of inserting a clear plastic tube in the anus, and inserting the other end of the tube in the anus of a "trusted" partner and shitting back and forth into each others asshole.

Earl and Jim-Bob got drunk and built a Texas Mud Bridge the other night.

by zuulybully July 18, 2018