Alright mate, keep an eye out for old Daddy-Wobbly-Hat while I mug this old lady.
Alternatively;
Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.
Alternatively;
Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.
by Reuben Smith September 5, 2023
Get the Daddy-Wobbly-Hatmug. by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2017
Get the I'll eat me hatmug. When your a chubby guy standing up getting a blow job and your gut is resting on the Blow job givers head.
by MUFDVR4LIFE March 23, 2021
Get the Ham Hatmug. A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.
Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.
by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024
Get the the squirrel hat rulemug. A horrid criminal. On Thanksgiving, ‘97, a store by the name of “Macy’s” held a parade in New York. They do this parade every year, and it’s one of the most famous parades in history. They have floats, marching bands, dance groups, cheerleaders, and the most unique thing, the giant character balloons. One of the balloons in the ‘97 parade was the Cat in the Hat. The winds were high that year, so lots of incidents happened with the balloons. The Cat in the Hat did the worst thing imaginable. He bumped int to a land post, causing part of it to fall off and injured 4 people. One of them was in a coma for almost a month. Who knew a bag if helium could be the most diabolical villains in all of history.
“Did you see that guy who killed the president? I heard the FBI said he was the worst criminal they ever dealt with!”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”
by CottonCandyHairedGodess November 27, 2021
Get the Cat in the hatmug. by Penis VanLesbian July 24, 2025
Get the jersey hat trickmug. by Katttkitttkattt October 28, 2018
Get the Hat trickmug.