Yo Shaquita, I was hooking up with this guy last night but I had to slam on the brakes when his draws came off. Brotha had a fungaled French fry, ya hear!
by Tabinator August 10, 2008
Get the Fungaled French Frymug. I was French Kissing Shrek
by Yallow June 3, 2024
Get the French Kissing Shrekmug. When head is being received and you also have a fist in your ass, much like the playing of the french horn.
Guy 1: What were you doing with your girl last night?
Guy 2: She gave me the French horn treatment
Guy 1: Ahhh dude I love that shit
Guy 2: She gave me the French horn treatment
Guy 1: Ahhh dude I love that shit
by TheTubaPlayer February 3, 2021
Get the French Hornmug. by Crack Sparrow December 28, 2023
Get the Frenchmug. I drank from a water bottle as I was so FUCK THIRSTY that it was my training already that INDIRECT FRENCH KISS to any SHITTY ASSHOLE.
by SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL August 21, 2021
Get the INDIRECT FRENCH KISSmug. by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
Get the French Brad Pittmug. Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."
Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Get the French Guymug.