Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
by Faerduron October 16, 2012
When you use a Facebook function as the basis for your joke. For example, using the tagging feature to point out something absurd or hilarious in someones photo.
"Dude, did you see Jenny's camel toe in that photo she just posted?"
"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"
Time for a little facebook humor.
"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"
Time for a little facebook humor.
by TheModernAge86 December 05, 2011
The act of liking as many status' of a person as possible. so that when they log back in they have a plethora of notifications. also may result in them not seeing notifications that they actually wanted to see.
by darthnebett March 23, 2011
The Internet memes from 4chan being posted on facebook and seeming new and becoming populer with the shitbrickers from school.
Random cunt:Hey dude have you seen The facebook faces, meh gusta, LOL!
proper internet user:Oh god why...
Random cunt:Thats one of damn OMG ADD ME YOU MAD LOL TROLLED DERP FOREVER ALONE!
proper internet user:FUCKING NOOOO!!!
proper internet user:Oh god why...
Random cunt:Thats one of damn OMG ADD ME YOU MAD LOL TROLLED DERP FOREVER ALONE!
proper internet user:FUCKING NOOOO!!!
by burning bacon March 04, 2012
The process or action of posting of nice comments on Facebook for the sole purpose of seeming like less of an asshole to your Facebook friends. When in fact you couldn't care less.
Did you see that Jenny posted that heartfelt congratulations on the impending nuptials of Janette . Please Jenny couldn't care less if Janette was engage in fact she hates Janette she's just being Facebook nice .
by BMFESQ August 03, 2017
A girl who gets a bunch of likes on her ("Artsy") profile picture, but isn't particularly attractive and/or popular. Most likely because she has a good camera and is good at editing.
Kid- Yo, check out this hot girl that just hit me up.
Friend- She's not that hot man.
Kid- What do you mean?! She has 300 likes on her profile picture!
Friend- Yea, but she's only a Facebook beauty.
Friend- She's not that hot man.
Kid- What do you mean?! She has 300 likes on her profile picture!
Friend- Yea, but she's only a Facebook beauty.
by LanaDelJane November 26, 2013
Someone that that has a facebook account just to "pop up" and make smartass comments on all their frienemys statuses. These insults are usually followed with an "lol" which makes it an (un)funny joke to everyone, but , hilarious to the Groundhog.
Status: Got a softball game tonight, hope it doesn't rain.
Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol
Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol
by Fiddle de de May 09, 2014