Facebook Fire

Posting or commenting on Facebook with the intention of starting a written altercation.

"I just read that they found DNA that shows Jesus was black."

You're starting a Facebook Fire.

by Dey-ron June 21, 2014

Facebook Mojo

A feeling one has when everything they do on Facebook goes right. Everyone likes their status, likes they're comments. You're the funniest/coolest person on Facebook right now.

look at how many people liked his status already! he's got mad Facebook Mojo going!

by Monster Mans June 12, 2011

Facebook Itch

When someone is on the computer and they go back and forth from other sites to facebook to check if they have mail.

Yo, why do you keep goin to facebook? You must have that facebook itch son.

by Sipacris January 3, 2011

Facebook Fingers

Working those facebook fingers

i used my facebook fingers to facebook finger my way through facebook

by Facebook Fingers March 2, 2015

Facebook-Feminist

(A.k.a. Social media feminist.)
A person, generally a male, who pretends or acts like a feminist or an advocate for women's rights but is actually just trying to get laid or make themselves look good. See also white knight - white knighting.

Also sometimes can be used to describe someone who pretends to be a good person on social media when they aren't. But generally still applies to guys who are douchebags to women.

Person 1: "Did you see so and so post about the me too movement? What a fucking Facebook-feminist he tried to fuck my 15 year old sister at some party last year. That creep! I should beat his ass."

Person 2: "That's pretty yikesy dude. Smdh."

by PhraseTheSun July 21, 2018

facebook rave

1.A period in the day where Facebook members lose the proverbial plot and just live Facebook- this includes particpating in endless wall conversations, doing countless quizzes or ANYTHING FACEBOOK.COM RELATED. Research has shown the The Facebook Raves have lasted up to 3 hours and 45 minutes!

2. The term is sometimes used to describe the act of choosing a victim's profile and liking all comments/statuses/pictures/links etc that is on their wall. This is a way of mocking people who abuse facebook OR as a plea for attention.

1. Just spent hours facebook raveing instead of revising. fml.
2. I'm gonna facebook rave Susie when I get home!

by THEFACEBOOKRAVER January 13, 2011

Facebook funeral

Finding out everything you wanted to know about someone and more after befriending them on Facebook. Spoiling all motivation to know them in more depth.

He/ she was really into me at that party a few weekends ago, we became friends on Facebook since and when I saw them again, they didn't seem that interested in me anymore. I guess our friendship got a Facebook funeral.

by GotLix August 30, 2012