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Facebook funeral

Finding out everything you wanted to know about someone and more after befriending them on Facebook. Spoiling all motivation to know them in more depth.
He/ she was really into me at that party a few weekends ago, we became friends on Facebook since and when I saw them again, they didn't seem that interested in me anymore. I guess our friendship got a Facebook funeral.
by GotLix August 30, 2012
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facebook jockin

a individual that comments on alot of your posts with stupid shit
person 1: yo man did you read what jim commented on your status?

person 2: yeah man hes facebook jockin dude
by dfvbgh September 26, 2011
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Shit-facebooking

The act of stalking pictures, searching for fun, trolling, or in general navigating Facebook while intoxicated.
Corrine posts: LOLZ OMFG I LOVE YOUR HAIRCUT. I mis you we should chill sometime <3.

Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
by theKaramanukian June 23, 2011
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facebook insurance

The person who laughs or just generally responds to your facebook status so you dont appear to be unfriended.
FB USER: I am 2 bored.....

FB INSURANCE (seeing no one has responded): whats up buddy?

FB USER: thank god for my facebook insurance

see joke insurance
by babydoll d aka donny velonni December 11, 2009
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facebook whore

Someone who constantly flirts/hooks up/plays head games with people they are friends with on Facebook. This usually involves posting several statuses that suggest they are about someone but no tags because there are several people they are messing with.
Did you see Carolyn CeeCee Reeds statuses? They were all about different guys.

Yea.. she's a Facebook whore.
by JohnDeereCamo February 24, 2012
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Facebook Moments

Moments that are so insanely random, retarded, original, stupid that they are epic.
Therefore, making them Facebook material.
by thegoodleftundone June 18, 2011
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Facebook Graveyard

A facebook group or profile which hasn't been used in so long it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, which scares facebookees to their core.

Usually the outcome of someone creating a group or profile with little intent of using it, and so their interest level in the page goes from little to none.
a) Yo, have you seen Adam's facebook page lately?
b) Bitch, that thing's a facebook graveyard.
by The Fishy Chicken August 11, 2011
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