Facebook-Feminist

(A.k.a. Social media feminist.)
A person, generally a male, who pretends or acts like a feminist or an advocate for women's rights but is actually just trying to get laid or make themselves look good. See also white knight - white knighting.

Also sometimes can be used to describe someone who pretends to be a good person on social media when they aren't. But generally still applies to guys who are douchebags to women.

Person 1: "Did you see so and so post about the me too movement? What a fucking Facebook-feminist he tried to fuck my 15 year old sister at some party last year. That creep! I should beat his ass."

Person 2: "That's pretty yikesy dude. Smdh."

by PhraseTheSun July 21, 2018

Facebook Fingers

Working those facebook fingers

i used my facebook fingers to facebook finger my way through facebook

by Facebook Fingers March 2, 2015

Facebook Pruning

The act of removing friends in facebook, down to the people you actually make some form of contact with.

Who the hell is (Random name here), time for some Facebook pruning.

by Emadrio October 20, 2010

Facebook Nerd

Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.

This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"

Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black

by Faerduron October 16, 2012

Facebook Itch

an irresistible and urgent desire to consult your facebook account straightaway.

David: what's wrong with Sarah, she left without telling us.
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".

by Wunder Kind May 27, 2015

Facebook Raped

To have someone go onto your facebook account and change a load of stuff, such as your display picture, your likes/dislikes, your sexual preference, your status etc
It is highly amusing for the person raping and those observing, but not particularly amusing for the person being raped.....as with actual rape.

funny guy: "...I raped someone last night. I'd been thinking about doing it for ages...And I saw an opening- an opportunity...so I just...I just did it. I raped my cousin and it felt so frickin' good."

freaked out friend: ohmygod...OHMYGOD...You're kidding?? WHAT!?!? YOU RAPED YOUR COUSIN...Ohmygod! I have to tell someone! I have to tell the fucking police!! OHMYGOD- I'M PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE BY NOT TELLING THE EFFING COPS!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
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funny guy:....FACEBOOK RAPED, DUDE!!! I FACEBOOK RAPED MY COUSIN, YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!

freaked out friend:..................boo you, whore.

by tylerbiatch September 1, 2011

Facebook IQ

The apparent factor by which one's IQ is either increased or decreased upon realization that they have many "friends" that will "hear" them.

If only plagiarism was allowed, then his actual IQ would be close to his Facebook IQ.

by TheSilentObserver August 16, 2011