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Facebook funeral

Finding out everything you wanted to know about someone and more after befriending them on Facebook. Spoiling all motivation to know them in more depth.
He/ she was really into me at that party a few weekends ago, we became friends on Facebook since and when I saw them again, they didn't seem that interested in me anymore. I guess our friendship got a Facebook funeral.
by GotLix August 30, 2012
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Facebook groundhog

Someone that that has a facebook account just to "pop up" and make smartass comments on all their frienemys statuses. These insults are usually followed with an "lol" which makes it an (un)funny joke to everyone, but , hilarious to the Groundhog.
Status: Got a softball game tonight, hope it doesn't rain.

Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol
by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014
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Facebook Moment

A moment in life or on webcam that something funny or interesting happens to a friend or lover that you feel all your facebook friends NEED to know. (ie. embarrassing moment, accident, personal matters) That you post on your wall on Facebook
I made a faceplant last week and my bestfriend decided it was a facebook moment. Now people make fun of me for it!

My girlfriend did a booby dance last night. It was a total Facebook moment!
by Sinkid` January 4, 2011
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Facebook Humor

When you use a Facebook function as the basis for your joke. For example, using the tagging feature to point out something absurd or hilarious in someones photo.
"Dude, did you see Jenny's camel toe in that photo she just posted?"

"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"

Time for a little facebook humor.
by TheModernAge86 December 5, 2011
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facebook jockin

a individual that comments on alot of your posts with stupid shit
person 1: yo man did you read what jim commented on your status?

person 2: yeah man hes facebook jockin dude
by dfvbgh September 26, 2011
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Facebook Graveyard

A facebook group or profile which hasn't been used in so long it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, which scares facebookees to their core.

Usually the outcome of someone creating a group or profile with little intent of using it, and so their interest level in the page goes from little to none.
a) Yo, have you seen Adam's facebook page lately?
b) Bitch, that thing's a facebook graveyard.
by The Fishy Chicken August 11, 2011
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Facebook Purgatory

When you receive a friend request that you do not want to accept nor deny so they just stay in your friend request notification tab.
My mom is trying to add me on Facebook but I'm just leaving her in Facebook purgatory.
by Mr.McGibbletts August 10, 2016
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