ken dolling

The act of tucking your junk behind your legs to see in the mirror what it'd be like if you didn't have said junk,

Greg is late for work again, must've spent too much time ken dolling in the bathroom this morning.

by sphincterhole March 10, 2017

ant dollaz

Ant dollar is a very handsome man who is smooth with the ladies and focus on his money. He also has a big dick and little finger nails. They all him nubs.

"I wish I could be ant dollaz for one day."

by Ant dollaz March 13, 2017

peanutbutter dollar

When you banging a hooker and put the money in her asshole but when she takes it out it's filled with dirty hooker skat

Thus the name peanutbutter dollar

Tyron: yo I was banging this skanky ass hooker the other night and I put the money in her ass
Labron: bruh you gave her a

peanutbutter dollar

by Pablo rajah May 20, 2017

Fifteen dollars

fif-teen dol-lar
/fif' ten, 'fif, ten/ daler/

noun
plural noun: fifteen dollars

a masta piece for your wallet.

This mastapiece cost's fifteen dollars. Now that is what you call a mastapiece for your wallet.

by eylmao May 26, 2017

Gold Dollar Crepe

This is an utmost act that you will not find in the Kama Sutra. To those who know what a Cleveland Steamer is or the more advanced Cincinnati Steamer, the Gold Dollar Crepe takes crappy jokes to a new level. A Gold Dollar Crepe is when you are relaxed and laying down. A young child in diapers or pullups has not been freshly changed climbs up to your head and repeatedly sits in a bouncing motion on your face or head.

"Daddy is taking a nap, go wake him up with a Gold Dollar Crepe"

by Pharaoh Fluid July 6, 2017

Improbable Dollop

When you have that one piece of shit is wedged in your asshole and won't drop out. Thinking you are done and you wipe over and over but the damn thing is just marking up your toilet paper like a melting crayon.

I went through twelve feet of toilet paper to wipe off the improbable dollop but it would not diminish in consistency.

by ThatWVGuy August 20, 2017

5 doller sucky sucky

sex is zoo

5 doller sucky sucky is zoo

by aasadsfff September 12, 2017