the best school in the entire world. if you go here please never leave you will never find a better school all the teachers are incredible and great
person: where’d you go to school last year?
scs student: sarasota christian school
person: i’m so fucking sorry
scs student: sarasota christian school
person: i’m so fucking sorry
by omgilovecheesecake March 10, 2022
Get the sarasota christian schoolmug. A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian
Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst
by A sitter and soaker June 9, 2020
Get the Bleacher Christianmug. You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
Get the If you spend enough time around Christianitymug. A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
by -I$zey January 2, 2022
Get the Christian Specialmug. a little fucking shit spewer that shits un controllably and never shuts his bald little mouth, he is 4'11 MAX and gets no bitches. he doesnt know how to skate. and his hair is soft and looks like fucking shit....
by twisty p January 12, 2022
Get the christian masonmug. by *____________________________* June 12, 2014
Get the christian choimug. Christian isn't any type of girl, she's an angel sent from above. She's very beautiful with her beautiful brown eyes and her beautiful brown hair. All she needs to do is look at you to make you fall in love. No words explain the way she can make you feel. She brightens your day even if its the darkest day for you. She is a very strong woman. Book smart , caring, loving, and a beautiful soul overall. She's perfect in any guys eyes. I love her with my heart and soul and will always be by her side no matter the circumstances.
by poooooooooooooooooooopie January 15, 2019
Get the Christianmug.