20th august

Ruby keatleys birthday 🔥😍😏😉📲

20th august omggg its ruby's birthday 🥳

by 20th august March 15, 2022

just_agustd

A very nice loving person who loves kpop aswell! A great person to be friends with and can help you with anything!

John: They helped me with finding a song I like!

Bob: Who?

John: just_agustd!

by ivexne March 30, 2022

13 August

The most unlucky person in the world

A : When were you born?
B : 13 August
A : Ahh that's gonna be the date you die

by WaWAWorld April 10, 2022

Jessica Agustin

A person who likes to indulge in men's penises, especially ones named Mark Wang

You're such a Jessica Agustin

by M@C1233 April 13, 2022

John Augustoni

Fat Retard who lied about multiple d1 scholarships and pointed and laughed at by everyone, bullied to the point of suicide.

Have you seen John Augustoni recently?
You mean the fat retard? Hes over there
Why are people Laughing and pointing?
Cuz hes a fat retard

by matuuey April 15, 2022

Lostus Augustus

A lostus Augustus is a person which is as lost as Augustus glubsch (the guy out of Charly and the chocolate factory)

Invented by a person called Luzia Bodenberger

Your friend tripped and then you say “you’re such a Lostus Augustus” because of their stupidity

by Donut-lover May 30, 2022

4th August

Kiss your ex and ur best friend day. Have fun

Zoe: hey bestie
Lilly: hey
Zoe: it's kiss your ex and ur best friend day... 4th August

Lilly: so we have to kiss and then kiss ex
Zoe: ye
Lilly: ok

by Balls in ma jaws August 2, 2022