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Ride That Pony

1) Energetic dance-game (sometimes considered a sexual act) conceived by a group of thespians in a summer acting camp at UC Berkeley. Involves an outer circle of 25-30 people and an inner circle of about 10 people. The dance is started with the counter-clockwise movement of the inner circle, and the singing or yelling of the following lyrics:

"HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony, ride around
That big fat pony
HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony
This is how we do it!"

Following these lyrics the people in the inner circle move to the nearest person on the outer circle and perform a dance facing the person, facing away from the person, and then to the side of the person (sometimes similer to freaking). The lyrics for this part of the dance are as follows:

"Front to front to front, my baby
Back to back to back, my baby,
Side to side to side, my baby,
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!"

Then the person who has recieved the dance proceeds to the inner circle and restarts the game//dance//sexual act.

Usually participates are very darbee.
"Dude, the closest thing to an orgy we'll ever get here is Ride That Pony. Go with it."
by i.like.cats December 11, 2023
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Wave Riding

Sex position where a man is on his back laying on the bow of a boat and the woman is on top. The waves create the motion for sex.
Oh man my girlfriend and I tried the wave Riding position yesterday, it was slow till the wind picked up the waves, then it was awesome!
by DefunctTapeMeasure July 31, 2025
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Log ride

Log ride is when a girl is rising you while you are taking a dump. Many have called it the reverse blumpkin but a reverse blumpkin would be you eating her out while she poops.
Hay honey, come take a ride on the log ride.
by Strickxnyne July 8, 2015
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Fat ride

When you smash up a house and act like nothing happened

Go away you fat ride
by D__67 July 25, 2020
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Bonch riding buckler

A Normism a word to make yourself laugh

Someone that is no definition for a total moron like Jim billington a gilby or Andrew or Tom’s or Larry’s or Richard’s gimps Bad people that most people don’t like or care to know
Jim and gilby Andrew tom and Larry and Richard are such stupid bonch riding bucklers they all probably have fluorescent green thong underwear with suspenders and wear their mom’s pantyhose to masterbate in using two fingers.
by Tightest best pussy September 13, 2025
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Quadruple Ride

When your obese significant other gets on top to ride and it feels like you’re being crushed by quadruple wide trailer.
Damn… I nearly didn’t make it out of there alive after that quadruple ride from Bertha.
by KidsInKorea July 14, 2022
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