Lady Lotto

Lady Lotto - a game of chance played by ugly/nerdy men that involves making contact with large numbers of attractive women in the vain hope of finding a partner way above their league.

It must be time for a win on the Lady Lotto - I've sent almost fifty emails and not a single reply.

by mk188 October 24, 2010

Lady Boy

Opposite of a Brazilian wax; the waxing of a man’s ass and balls

Named due to the Philippines being the antipode of Brazil

Just got a Lady Boy

by TheDriverofDoom69 June 29, 2024

leading lady

1) Main chick

I want you to be happy, even if that means I'm not the leading lady in your life.

by Alienhuman April 13, 2021

Parrot lady

The strange one that walks around the public square in camolflage pants amongst otherwise happy and peaceful people, barkibg at them from a dark and obscured by plain sight kind of place. Often has a nickname like Zeus the Almighty or Hera the Almighty.

Not even the parrot lady or Santa Claus could catch a break this holiday season, they both got dragged from the public square and locked up. She might have somebody shot for saying that (or even get her own hands dirty this time, since action and danger seem to be what she craves as much as attention or money/power).

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

lady diaper

Maxi pad, menstrual napkin, sanitary towel, sanitary pad, menstrual pad

I much prefer tampons. Why woud put a lady diaper inside my underwear?

by tory borty September 23, 2013

Lady Money

1a. Money that a lady makes

1b. Money that a lady makes specifically at da club

a. "Brittney made that lady money at waffle house."

b. "Sinnamon made that lady money at The Sparkle Factory."

by travvyfart February 22, 2024

handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

by Hswan33 May 6, 2018