Egg

Its just an egg, you daft cunt. Jesus, if you dont know what an egg is, your an actual retard.

Person 1:lemme fry an egg
Person 2:your eggs are trash dude
Person 1:youre trash dude
Person 2:Fuck

by o o p May 9, 2020

egg bank

female counterpart to "sperm bank"

My uncle went to the egg bank to get some eggs for his desperate wife.

by Sacred Thunderstorm May 22, 2020

Kinder egg

When you make out with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out.

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!

Person1: Did you hear John had a kinder egg yesterday?
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!

by Kurogo May 25, 2020

Kinder egg

When you hook up with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out too late

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside

Person1: Did you hear John got a kinder egg in bed yesterday?
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!

by Kurogo May 25, 2020

Egg

One of the most popular form of child to eat

I eat egg

by PheonixFursUwU June 1, 2020

Egg

the thing that is shit out by cocks every day

Did you just see the cock shit out that egg??!!

by carkcarkcarkcarkcarkcarkcark June 3, 2020

egg

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by The Demoman June 3, 2020