Tree shoes

TreeShoes are what you call someone who thinks that if you pour water into them they will grow.

Stacy thought her heels were tree shoes. lmao stupid bitch

by FUCKILOSTIT November 3, 2020

Tree Tapping

To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."

Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.

by Mama Dragon July 14, 2017

Tree

If you don’t know what a tree is go outside

I punched someone because they didn’t know what a tree was

by FireRubies September 28, 2019

dazing trees

A cannabis company that came to change the industry. Cannasseur weed and merchandise. Est. 2020

Dazing Trees growers know integrity behind the plant, have you smoked their ganja man?

by dazing.trees420 November 23, 2021

tree impalment

when you get turned on by a tree

oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment

by milliondollarpussayy June 2, 2021

Tree(s)

an absolute idiot who does idiotic things.

person 1: ''yeah you know alfie?''
person 2: ''yeah he's such a tree(s)''

by your._mum June 4, 2019

Palm tree

When the person is shady. When you shady as fuck we call you a palm tree.

Phil: why aren’t you kickin it with me anymore
Me: cause you a fucking palm tree bro!

by HeatherBear3217 November 24, 2020