Stupid Tree

1. A woody perennial plant deciding to block a perfectly thrown disc.

That Stupid Tree blocked my beautiful hole in one.

by anonymous December 1, 2020

Tree drilling

Means to fuck your best mate whilst fingering your arsehole

Yeah i was tree drilling with steve

by Big boy Neil May 7, 2019

Grip N' Rip Tree Removal

A small but reliable tree removal company located in Northern Michigan USA.

Mark: "We really need to get that tree removed!"
Lisa: "Yeah, I'll call Grip N' Rip Tree Removal in the morning."
Mark: "Good idea, they are affordable and efficient!"

by gripnrip May 11, 2023

hanukkah tree

The candle thing that Jews light up on Hanukkah, but like, in the form of a tree.

"Did you see Abraham's Hanukkah Tree?"
"Ya, he must have gotten it from Jews R Us"

by #SuperJew March 3, 2016

i love trees

Either you mentally ill ..
or you think trees are your best friends because they produce oxygen, to be honest that’s true :)

Mental dude 1: I LOVE TREES
Mental dude 2: dude.. we are in a mental hospital room.

by iAteTheNoodles June 24, 2021

tree graph fucker

Like a wiccan witch or warlock male witch aka bitch
who uses to like math or some shit to mate with other
people, usually it involves other math shit like game theory
to get resources or intelligence even if they are not sure.

This Irish Italian Nona tree graph fucker in Sicily is using greedy topology and lambdas with some rudimentary game theory to marry her family to a few of her red native 'chibi' babies so they can have some jewelry in like 500 trilloins years. Nevermind she said finally vetoing herself to limit that to pretty brothel ready red native 'chibi' folks.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025

Tree

A Giant Stone Age Dildo (watch out you might get splinters)

i love me some tree

by SheetMetal January 31, 2020