Real person

A person who sticks with a close knit group, family, and friends through thick and thin. A person who will do good by you even though someone has dragged them through the mud multiple times. A person whose actions are justified. A person that everyone leans on and fucks over but when it’s crunch time they don’t expect them to be drained from everything. A person who’s actions are justified.

“Your not even my real cousin”
…
“At least I act like a real person”

by Ariiwantspenguins May 22, 2024

Real Deal Chesterfields

Top notch weed

"What you smokin there homie?"
" Got those real deal chesterfields fam!"

by beanbags December 9, 2016

Real manning

When someone -usually a Stacy or a dude bro- wants a man to do something for their own selfish needs by abusing his needs to be respected and his will to be a good lover for a woman.

Stacy : A real man would give me his money and not expect me to share mine nor provide him emotional support.

Shane : A real man would stop playing videogames and dedicate his life to a Stacy.

Ken : I'm tired of you all real manning me. I don't need shallow validations, I am enough. I am kenough !

by Rey Marsh August 1, 2023

Real fellur hours

From 12 am to 12 am is when you call up your fellow brothers and tell them how much you Appreciate them.

Guy#1 yeehaw its real fellur hours borther

Guy#2 oh damn time to call up my borther

by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 15, 2018

Real Talk

1. A disclaimer before a comment, which could potentially be misconstrued as sarcasm, that affirms it is completely true and/or sincere.

Real talk: This definition is correct. Accept no substitutes.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2025

Real daddy hours

Sentence used when signifing that you are going to get into a cute session of sexual intercourse

Man, tonight me and Sarah are going to have real daddy hours.

by AnCapPuccino June 10, 2018

real computer guy

a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.

the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"

by soccern00b May 3, 2010