read hard

a mentally or physically handicapped person on the censored internet

He wont get that. He is the biggest read hard I have ever seen.

by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024

try-hard

someone who puts the cost of anything above that of winning; specifically in gaming

Lucas is a try-hard

by awesomeperson123123123123123 July 20, 2016

Uncomfortably hard

Having a boner in a situation were it is inappropriate.

My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard.

by Uncomfortably hard punk music April 16, 2022

Hard pour corn

The best type of corn, but an aquired taste. The only type of corn that will do after you've grown tired of regular or soft pour corn. Not for the faint of heart.

Jeremy: Hey, you want some corn?
John: Nah brah, I only like Hard Pour Corn. It's the best. (smiles smugly)

by jigameister May 26, 2023

Chillin hard

When you'v gone past the point of chilling and going hard at chilling so therefore getting more chill which is a paradox

John: wag1 Alfie how are you?

Alfie: I'm chillin hard

(Alfie has consumed marijuana)

by Benkywenk February 19, 2021

if its not hard its not right

Jason42009 said this and it was really funny

Jason42009 said if its not hard its not right it was funny

by Higuysimdepressedjustkidding January 30, 2021

Hard off

Beastin’
Obsessive

Desperate

Usually for money.

When your drug dealer constantly hitting you up that they got ‘fire’ when it’s always garbage.

They got you up for the 18th time in 3 days ‘yo come through. I got that fire’
‘Nah man. I’m good. Are you really that hard off for my money’

When your one friend is always dressed with some flashy accessory or piece of clothing.
‘Are you really that hard off to make some kind of first impression’

When you borrow $5 from your coworker because you left your wallet home. They text you that night reminding you. Then first thing when you get in the next day

‘Yo you got that $5’
‘Yeah just gotta get change when we stop at Quick Chek’
Before you can get your wallet out when you get back to the truck

‘Yo were you able to get change’
‘Shit man. Are you really that hard off for $5’

by Longstrides March 27, 2020