milk job

the act of a man placing his penis between a woman's breasts and fucking them.

She gave him a milk job and he busted all over her chin.

by dohmahster August 3, 2009

Slob-Job

When a female takes a poop, does not wipe, and then a male performs anal on her giving the male a gooey smelly sensation.

Johnny: Dude the other day, my girlfriend told me she had too take a shit while we were making out.

Todd: What?! And you didn't even ask for a Slob-Job?

by Spenis6969 December 17, 2010

Rob Job

when one receives sexual pleasure (fellatio or cunnilingus) from a robot, humanoid or other.

Dan: Hey, Tom. You wanna come to the club and meet some girls tonight?
Tom: Nah, I'm cool. I'm gonna hang here with my humanoid and get a rob job.

by Gay_Robot August 16, 2010

jolly job

Fellatio performed while the fellator eats a jolly rancher.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a jolly job.

by JACINTHO CARREIRO August 28, 2006

crush job

The act of crushing a man's testicles to give yourself or the recipient immense sexual pleasure. Nutcrackers and cymbals may also be used if the "CJer" cannot execute the technique properly. WARNING!!! One can be involuntarily crushed by having sexual intercourse with a woman weighing over five hundred pounds.

Come on honey, please give me a crush-job. I bought you a special pair of cymbals...

Dude, don't have sex with that porker... she might accidentally crush job you.

by Jeremey Dawson May 19, 2008

Wheelie job

An oral sex position, where the female sits backwards on a bike (motorcycle, bicycle, dirt bake, etc.)and the male bites off the females clitoris and swallows it. After two to three weeks the male will then grow a clitoris and the female will perform a Wheelie Job on the male.

Emily and I are great at giving and receiving Wheelie Jobs.

by rafakota April 5, 2009

Bro-Job

Being able to maintain a job only on the basis of being "bestfriends", "buddies" or "bros" with your male supervisor(s) or superiors. Generally with that territory you are able to slack off or perform your job at lower standards than your colleagues while reaping all the benefits if a steady paycheck.

Mark: "Why did Chaz quit his job?"

Jimmy: "Oh the Chaz-meister?, I guess working in IT was too much work. Hes going back to his bro-job at Wendys"

by bro- job April 30, 2014