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Tree Wrangling

commonly practiced by two to three retards. Tree wrangling is where you found a small tree about 5-8 inches and climb that bitch and bend it over like a crack whore behind a dumpster. You can then stand on it and jump on in like you're curb stomping a coon. Tree wrangling is commonly practiced in Arkansaw Wisconsin.
Me to Nick: look at those two retards tree wrangling.

Nick: sure takes some boredom to do that wack ass shit. Anyway when are we gonna stuff an mortar in that giant bullfrog I ran over with my Dora bike?
by ee normousee rection May 5, 2020
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tree wrankle

the act of a woman (or i guess a man) peeing on a man while twisting his testicles in a masochisticly-painful way.
She tree wrankled me the other night, I'm still sore!
by 45718 December 9, 2011
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Cincinnati Christmas Tree

A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.
When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.
by giggling_santa29 December 2, 2021
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Palm tree

A word for a person with an abnormal height.
Look at him! That's a real palm tree, I'd look like a minion next to him!
by anonymous August 27, 2021
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sticky tree

The trees you don't want to hang your hammock on but want to smoke.
Yo son, you got that sticky tree?

Nah don't hang your hammock on that sticky tree!
by Princess the Pomeranian August 14, 2016
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tree balls

The action of hanging testies on a tree for religious purposes

Also, nuts (like acorns)
Damn, look at all those sexy tree balls
by Blameitonthewhiskey September 17, 2018
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DRO2 tree sales

A really good business based out of Michigan, northern Indiana and Ohio. They sell all kinds of trees and plants! Give em' a shout
Person 1: "DRO2 tree sales planted my trees! The neighborhood loves them!"
Person 2 "OK, I want some let me talk to the wife, and or if I get that house."

*we will never hear from Person 2 again*
by Gettinlaid69420 June 30, 2022
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