Glory Tree

When a person hollows out the inside of a tree, and then proceeds to put their erect penis through a hole, in the hopes that a passerby gives them a good time

“Dude, did you hear about Jessica getting Glory Tree’d?”

by GloryTreeMan April 06, 2022

tree twerkin

The act of twerking on a tree. You can do it with your feet on the tree, or you could just twerk on it. It's a fun thing to do with friends or just by yourself.
Please don't twerk on other people's trees. That is their twerking tree. How would you feel if you looked out the window and saw someone twerking on your tree? It's not nice. Find you own tree and twerk on it. #TreeTwerkin

Person 1: "I posted a picture of me tree twerkin on Instagram and put #TreeTwerkin and got a ton of likes!"
Person 2: "Well duh! Everyone loves tree twerkin!"

by BeastER Person😂😘 April 06, 2016

Melon Tree

The name given to a really comfortable bed

I am going to go to my Melon Tree and sleep

by Rastamouse1 June 15, 2015

Giving Tree

An ex-coworker who thinks she is very generous and accessible, when in reality she's very selfish with her fifty-cent pieces.

Vivian refused to trade any of her half dollars to Tom, even though she considered herself the Giving Tree. Not a good look.

by tnj629 February 23, 2022

Giving Tree

Other way to say a "Marijuana Plant".

I got a "Giving Tree" for sale. Some hybrid.

by TheFatherL February 07, 2014

awkward tree

A person who could be so awkward they could be a tree

Guy: You kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: Nah, she's an awkward tree

by NotK1w1 May 04, 2017

Birch tree

When a white person cuts themselves to create lines on them resembling a Birch tree.

Jessica: "you are so ugly Jake!"
Jake: "Shut up, you Birch tree!"

by Shatblaster3000 October 31, 2021